Pearl-clutchers beware: Sabrina Carpenter unleashes her naughtiest lyrics to date on Man's Best Friend
Man's Best Friend's raunchiest lyrics ranked...
Sabrina Carpenter has never been one to shy away from cheeky wordplay or eyebrow-raising innuendo, but on her seventh studio album Man’s Best Friend, she’s turned the dial all the way up - and then snapped it off. The pop provocateur’s latest release is a masterclass in lyrical mischief, blending sexual candor with comedic timing, emotional vulnerability, and a healthy dose of “did she really just say that?”
From ABBA-inspired kiss-offs to Greek god glow-ups, Man’s Best Friend is packed with lines that toe the line between sultry and savage. Below, ContactMusic.com breaks down the raciest lyrics that have fans clutching pearls—and screaming them at the top of their lungs.
1. Tears
“I get wet at the thought of you / Being a responsible guy / Treating me like you’re supposed to do / Tears run down my thighs."
Carpenter’s metaphor game is in full swing here, turning emotional vulnerability into a steamy double entendre. It’s arguably the album’s most NSFW moment—and she knows it.
2. Never Getting Laid
“Wish you a lifetime full of happiness / And a forever of never getting laid."
A breakup anthem with bite, this track sees Sabrina wishing her ex well… sort of. It’s the kind of line that’s equal parts petty and poetic, and fans are living for it.
3. Sugar Talking
“Put your loving where your mouth is / Yeah your paragraphs mean shit to me / Get your sorry ass to mine."
Forget sweet nothings—Carpenter wants action. This track is a no-nonsense demand for physical affection, delivered with her signature sass.
4. When Did You Get Hot?
“I bet your light rod’s, like, bigger than Zeus’s."
Greek mythology meets glow-up culture in this hilarious and horny ode to a former flame’s transformation. Carpenter’s lyrical wink is impossible to miss.
5. Go Go Juice
“Could be John or Larry, gosh, who’s to say? / Or the one that rhymes with ‘villain’ if I’m feeling that way."
A tipsy dial-a-fling moment that’s dripping with speculation. Fans are already decoding the names - Shawn Mendes? Barry Keoghan? Carpenter’s coyness only fuels the fire.
6. Don’t Worry I’ll Make You Worry
“You think that I’m gonna fuck with your head? / Well you’re absolutely right."
No metaphors here—just a direct hit. Carpenter weaponizes her wit and emotional intelligence in this unapologetic power play.
