Don’t bother trying to answer the query posed in the headline. The answer is clearly no, we weren’t ready for a Hulk Hogan sex tape but it’s here now, and we’re all stuck with it. Yes, the rumors are true, Hulk Hogan has been caught with his pants down – quite literally – and stars in his very own sex tape, currently showing on Gawker.

Hogan, who is seen getting up close and personal with an attractive brunette, is pretty unhappy about the whole thing. His lawyer David R. Houston tells, “This tape was made secretly without Hulk's knowledge or permission. We are going to do everything in our power to figure out who did it. Anyone displaying the tape will be held accountable to the fullest extent of the law.” The movie starts with the woman – thought to be Heather Clem, the ex-wife of Hulk’s best friend Bubba The Sponge – chatting to the ex-wrestler whilst laying on the bed. Suddenly, Hogan’s phone rings (his ring tone is a track by his daughter Brooke) and the former WWF star briefly chats to someone before hanging up and getting down to business with Heather. Perhaps the highlight of the tape comes when Hogan leaps of the bed and announces, “F*ck I just ate. I felt like a pig”.

Meanwhile, as Hulk’s tape hit the web, his ex-wife Linda Hogan was arrested for DUI. Law enforcement sources say she was taken to a Malibu police station before being released several hours later on $5,000 bail.