Lily Allen selling West End Girl on sex toy USB
Lily Allen is selling a fake sex toy USB version of her explicit album West End Girl.
Lily Allen has released her album West End Girl on a sex toy-shaped USB.
The Madeline singer has an X-rated track called Pussy Palace on which she sings about an ex-lover's "sex toys, butt plugs, lube [and] hundreds of Trojans“.
And now, she has left jaws dropped with a butt plug-shaped edition of her acclaimed No.2 album, available for £24.99 on her official store.
The listing comes with the following warning with a knowing wink: "Note: This product is a novelty USB device intended for data storage only."
The white-and-blue polka dot USB ships on January 30, 2026.
The Smile singer released her long-awaited fifth LP in October, just days after announcing the surprise project, and she admitted she wasn't thinking about the record, which she wrote and recorded in 10 days following the end of her marriage to Stranger Things star David Harbour, as a "commercial endeavour".
Lily wasn't convinced she'd even let anyone hear the album.
She told CBS News: “At the time I wasn’t really thinking about it as a commercial endeavour, it was just, it was an act of desperation actually.
“While I was writing it, I wasn’t really sure whether it was going to see the light of day up until relatively close to its release. I was always thinking, ‘Is this something I want to share with the world?’ But not when I was writing it because the writing was very much... I hate the word - I don’t hate it, but I feel like we hear the words 'catharsis' or 'therapy' in relation to music [quite a lot].
“It’s an odd idea and an odd question that if you consider yourself an artist that you might think, ‘Should I really be sharing what’s going on in my brain as part of my art?’. That’s kind of messed up, that that is where we have got to as human beings.”
The 40-year-old singer previously insisted West End Girl isn't a "cruel album".
She told Interview magazine: "It’s not a cruel album. I don’t feel like I’m being mean. It was just the feelings I was processing at the time."
Lily is in a different headspace now than she was when she wrote the record and doesn't feel the need for "revenge".
She said: "I mean, I wrote this record in 10 days in December and I feel very differently about the whole situation now. We all go through breakups and it’s always f****** brutal. But I don’t think it’s that often that you feel inclined to write about it while you’re in it.
"That’s what’s fun about this record; it’s viscerally like going through the motions. At the time, I was really trying to process things and that’s great in terms of the album, but I don’t feel confused or angry now. I don’t need revenge."
