Celebrity chef Jamie Oliver got an eye-watering shock when he stripped naked for a romantic meal with his wife - he burned his private parts on the oven.
The British TV favourite peeled off to surprise wife Jools with a Valentine's Day treat.
But he ended up in agony, when steam billowed out of the cooker and scorched his manhood.
The cook - nicknamed The Naked Chef after his popular TV show - writes, "For my wife five years ago on Valentine's Day, I cooked naked as a treat. I had a new convection oven and I roasted a whole sea bass with herbs mmmm v. nice... as I opened the oven door the steam whooshed out and burned my penis v. badly. Not nice!"