After Vivid’s release of her sex tape, Farrah Abraham keeps finding her way onto news feeds, for all the wrong reasons. Case in point: her text message exchange with Charlie Sheen, which Abraham leaked and which only earned her a vitriol-filled letter from the Anger Management star himself. Charlie Sheen might be a public figure by choice, in fact we often hear a lot more about him than we’d like, but he wasn’t thrilled about Abraham leaking their private correspondence to TMZ and he let her know about it – in the only way he could.

“hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua,” Sheen’s letter begins on a strong note. “I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. Congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn. your daughter must be so proud.” And if you think that’s bad, hold on for the rest of the Anger Management star’s letter. It gets even worse.

“Please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.”

Apparently he did really type out the words “lame-suck” and “zero-life.” It isn’t clear exactly what those mean, but Abraham probably isn’t thrilled at seeing Sheen address them at her. Not only that, but Sheen goes on to dash any hopes she may have had of appearing on Anger Management. Looks like Farrah Abraham will have to seek her fortunes (romantic and otherwise) elsewhere.

Charlie Sheen, Scary Movie 5 Premiere
There's no love lost between these two. Not anymore, at least.

Farrah Abraham, Exxxotica Expo
Abraham is yet to respond.