More on the Chris Brown – Karrueche Tran – Drake saga. That’s exactly what we all need on a Monday morning, right? So, if you haven’t already stopped reading, here’s the latest: Brown has accused his former main squeeze of being unfaithful. According to the full report by TMZ, Brown claimed that while he was behind bars, Karrueche cheated with – and here’s where the déjà vu really kicks in – Drake. Wait, is this 2011 again or...?

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The plot thickens as Drake gets (reluctantly) involved in the saga.

For his part, Drake allegedly said that he had nothing at all to do with the saga. Well, technically he didn’t say anything, which is probably the only wise thing to do in that situation, but a very trustworthy anonymous friend *cough cough* had this to say for TMZ:

"Drake's an ass man. Think about it, all the strippers he gets with ... the first out of his type was Rihanna."

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To iron out the details further, yes, Drake did hang out with Karrueche in Toronto, despite her apparent gluteus deficiency. But he wasn’thanging out hanging out with her. It was just that he was hitting on a friend she was with, see. First of all, riiiiiiiiiight. Second, do we all feel enlightened on all the crucial details of this story? Good. That is all. As you were.