Chelsea Handler Fun Facts, Quotes and Tweets

21st September 2016

Quote: "Brad and Angelina always said they wouldn't get married until everyone could get married, and I always said I wouldn't get married until they got divorced. So I'm officially accepting proposals! I'm ready!" Comedienne and actress Chelsea Handler is ready to live up to her marriage promise.

25th January 2016

Quote: "He was trying to flirt with me and it was so uncomfortable. Like, that's his schtick, like he would come on and flirt with you and you just felt like a child molester right away. And I was like, I don't want to feel that way. I think he probably does that with everybody." Comedienne Chelsea Handler names Justin Bieber as one of her worst interviews during her time as a talk show host on Chelsea Lately.

13th March 2015

Fact: PARKS AND RECREATION star Nick Offerman and comedienne Chelsea Handler have stripped off for the April 2015 cover of Esquire magazine. The pair's pose mimicks John Lennon and Yoko Ono's famous photo from their 1968 Two Virgins album.

25th February 2015

Tweet: "I'm a legal marijuaner. Just in time for my 40th bday tomorrow. Now I just need to get a lighter". Comedienne Chelsea Handler is celebrating her age milestone on Wednesday (25Feb15) as a legal medical marijuana user after obtaining her permit in California.

12th November 2014

Fact: Pop star Fergie has recruited celebrity pals including Kelly Osbourne, comedians Tommy Chong and Chelsea Handler and actor Wilmer Valderrama to make appearances in her new music video for her comeback track L.A.Love (La La). The singer, who gave birth to her son Axl last summer (13), opens the promo in a green bikini, before dancing on a party bus and mingling with her famous friends. The single is her first new solo track since 2006.

12th October 2014

Quote: "I bought a house in Spain... I can't even believe that I have a house in Spain!" Comedienne Chelsea Handler has picked up a holiday home in Europe after vacationing in Majorca this summer (14).

28th July 2014

Fact: Actress Sandra Bullock celebrated her 50th birthday on Thursday (24Jul14) by partying with friends including U.S. chat show host and comedienne Chelsea Handler. The group was spotted having a pre-birthday bash at the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, and taking in a performance by country group Southern Soul Allstars.

22nd June 2014

Quote: ''The only person who was a pain in the a** was Russell Brand. I would never want him back. He stopped all of our production schedules because he needed three espressos before he could even come on for his interview." Talk show host Chelsea Handler named the British comedian as her worst ever guest.

14th March 2014

Fact: Gwyneth Paltrow turned the tables on her pal Chelsea Handler and interviewed her as part of the L.A. Live Talks series in Glendale, California on Thursday night (13Mar14). At the top of the chat, the comedienne, who was promoting her new book Uganda Be Kidding Me, revealed she asked Paltrow to interview her because she wanted someone "more interesting than myself", adding, "I needed a friend who was able to speak, and a lot of people in this industry can't." Paltrow joked, "And I'm here to prove you long".

22nd October 2013

Quote: "My favourite project of hers was an overlooked short film that she made earlier this year. She plays a very inebriated housewife defending her inebriated husband. And if you haven't seen it, you can go on YouTube." Comedienne Chelsea Handler pokes fun at her pal Reese Witherspoon's much-publicised altercation with a police officer in Georgia while honouring her at Monday's (21Oct13) Elle Women in Hollywood awards event in Beverly Hills. The actress joined Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, Naomie Harris and Melissa MCCarthy among the honourees.

8th October 2013

Quote: "I don't like showering... It's a waste of my time. I have a lesbian that I live with and she takes 40-minute showers and I'm like... 'What were you doing in there...?' And I don't like when people like to shower with you. I think that's f**king annoying too." Comedienne and actress Chelsea Handler isn't a fan of showering.

3rd October 2013

Quote: "Maybe I'll start dating a b**ch. That totally would be something I would do, is date a woman." Comedienne and actress Chelsea Handler is considering a lesbian romance after splitting from hotelier ANDRE BALAZS.

23rd April 2013

Quote: "She's doing fine. She's just trying to protect her husband... Everybody makes mistakes so it's not a big deal." Actress and Tv personality Chelsea Handler on her pal Reese Witherspoon's recent arrest.

7th March 2013

Quote: "She seems like a demon. It has nothing to do with Jennifer. As a woman, I know when you see somebody walking across the room, that's a bad girl. I just don't like Angelina Jolie. I don't think she's a girl's girl. I like girl's girls!" Comedienne and actress Chelsea Handler is not a fan of her pal Jennifer Aniston's one-time love rival.

7th March 2013

Quote: "My theory about Taylor Swift is that she's a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she's like, 'I'm not gonna do it.' And they're like, 'Oh, well, forget it. Then I don't want to date you.' Every guy thinks they're going to devirginize her, and they're not. She's never going to get devirginized, ever, ever, ever, ever." Actress/comedienne Chelsea Handler offers up her opinion about Taylor Swift's unlucky-in-love life.

30th October 2012

Fact: Comedienne and actress Chelsea Handler was a top 15 finalist in the Miss Teen Usa pageant.

16th October 2012

Fact: Jennifer Aniston will be best pal Chelsea Handler's first guest when the comedienne's U.S. late night talk show Chelsea Lately returns after moving to a new home. The show will now be based at Universal Studios.

8th June 2012

Quote: "How's your little chocolate baby that you stole from Sandy Bullock?" Comedienne Chelsea Handler pokes fun at new mum and pal Charlize Theron when the actress appeared on her late night show Chelsea Lately on Thursday (07Jun12). Chuckling Theron responded with, "That is a really messed up thing to say... You have just crossed a line."

22nd February 2012

Fact: Comedienne Chelsea Handler has given pal Jennifer Aniston's new film Wanderlust a big boost - any audience member who shows up for tapings of her late-night programme Chelsea Lately with a ticket stub for the movie in the next two weeks will be given Vip treatment backstage. Handler made the announcement after interviewing Aniston on Tuesday's (21Feb12) show.

16th February 2012

Quote: "At one point we were shooting a scene and I, of course, went off the rails and Reese looked at me and said, 'What does that even mean?' I was like, 'P**sy, c**k' or something... She said, 'Did you even read the script?' and I said, 'No, I never got one'." Comedienne Chelsea Handler admits she left pal and This Means War co-star Reese Witherspoon stumped with her ad-libbed scenes in the new film.

13th September 2010

Quote: "He's usually a little tasty-cake, sweetie-pie but there are a few things that actually p**s him off, the main one being mistaken for a 28-year-old lesbian." MTV Video Music Awards host Chelsea Handler pokes fun at pop sensation Justin Bieber.

13th September 2010

Quote: "If anybody wants to whip out a booby and give a nipple wink to the crowd, go ahead... I'm talking to you, Taylor Swift." MTV Video Music Awards host Chelsea Handler invites country sweetheart Swift to show off her wild side at the prizegiving.

13th September 2010

Quote: "It's time to address the big black elephant in the room, where's Kanye?" MTV Video Music Awards host Chelsea Handler addresses the hangover from last year's (09) event, before beating up a padded stage invader in an effort to show this year's awards winners what to do if anyone interrupts their acceptance speech. West made headlines a year ago when he took to the stage to protest Taylor Swift's Best Female Video win.

12th September 2010

Quote: "I don't really have advice that anyone would take seriously, but they're going to have to do something so people stop talking about it and take the air out of it." MTV Video Music Awards host Chelsea Handler hopes Kanye West and Taylor Swift poke fun at their unfortunate encounter at the event a year ago (09).

19th August 2010

Fact: Comedienne Chelsea Handler will become only the third woman to host the MTV Video Music Awards when she takes charge of the 12 September (10) prizegiving in Los Angeles. Roseanne Barr played host in 1994 and Bette Midler co-hosted the inaugural VMAs with Dan Akroyd in 1984.

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