The 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' star has revealed she exacted revenge on her cheating ex-husband by charging an intimate vaginal rejuvenation procedure, worth $12,000, to his credit card following his 2009 affair with country singer Leann Rimes.
The 40-year-old former model - who has two sons, Mason, nine, and five-year-old Jake, with Eddie - explained her pricey payback plot in her upcoming autobiography, 'Drinking and Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders'.
She reveals: ''I would ask Eddie from time to time if my vagina was the same after childbirth. He always said yes, except once. He was actually quite vulgar.''
Following the couple's separation, Brandi discovered her spouse had blocked her credit card, so she decided to send him a message by making a large transaction on his.
She reasoned: ''I decided that since Eddie ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one.
''A week after the vaginal rejuvenation surgery, he was on the phone screaming, 'What the f**k cost you $12,000? Did you get a nose job?' I responded simply, 'Yes. A nose job.' And I hung up.''
Since splitting from the 'Playboy Club' actor, the sharp-tongued blonde has been locked in a bitter war of words with LeAnn, who married Eddie in 2011 after legally separating from her husband Dean Sheremet.
In an interview on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' last week, the 'Can't Fight the Moonlight' singer exclaimed Brandi could ''screw'' herself.