Amy Schumer took to Bravo's 'Watch What Happens Live' to parody the recent presidential debate at Hofstra University; the first debate between presidential candidiates Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump ahead of the election in November. Schumer was joined by Ramona Singer to discuss a more important issue: white wine. 

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The comedienne and 'The Real Housewives of New York City' star argued over Pinot Grigio and Chardonnay with Andy Cohen acting as the moderator. Each had 30 seconds to put their stance across, and a further 15 seconds to argue the others' point. To mark the end of their time was a soundbite of Bethenny Frankel yelling 'Shut the f**k up!', which real debate moderator Lester Holt unfortunately failed to use.

'Pinot Grigio: light, crisp, refreshing, notes of apple and pear. Chardonnay: color looks like piss', said Ramona, opening her argument. 'Who would wanna drink that? You can drink a cheap glass of Pinot, it's fine. Cheap Chardonnay gets stuck like butter on the roof of your mouth and it tastes like you're sucking sticks of oak. Oh, and Pinot Grigio doesn't have to be paired with food, but Chardonnay does. So therefore Pinot Grigio: less fattening. Calories!'

Amy, having clearly not prepared for her own speech, responded in kind. 'First of all I want to thank Hofstra University and our moderator and the audience', she joked. 'First of all, I don't know anyone alive who doesn't want butter stuck on the roof of their mouth, that sounds delicious. I love Chardonnay so much that I didn't prepare for this debate because I was drinking it. And some people like feeling like they're deep-throating an oar and I am one of those people, okay? And it terms of it being paired with food, well good 'cause I'm usually eating.'

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Ramona fired back with 'I live, breathe and drink by my convictions unlike you, you flip flop' before being prematurely cut off, leading Andy to quip 'I have as much control as Lester Holt did'. The reality star insisted on having her turn, however, and continued: 'You are featured constantly with Pinot Grigio, and on your tour, big thing. And most important, no turtle time without Pinot Grigio.'

Amy insisted that she was all about the Chardonnay. 'Okay, I would like to take all ten seconds I have left to tell you: You're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong!' She said. 'I'm always drinking Chardonnay! Bridget Everett and I have tried to get Rombauer Chardonnay to sponsor us constantly. Look, I don't debate your right to drink Pinot Grigio. But you can take the Chardonnay out of my cold, iced, oakey, dead hand.'

It's a difficult argument, but we think we're going with Amy here.