Andy Sidaris

Occupation

Actor

Hard Ticket To Hawaii Review

By Christopher Null

Bad

As the movie's über-cheesy theme song tells us, "It's a hard ticket to Hawaii / It's not paradise all the time."In Andy Sidaris's ridiculous 1987 cheesefest, a soap star (Ronn Moss) and a bevy of Playmates find themselves running afoul of a drug smuggling operation and a toxic killer giant snake. This is all of course an excuse to bust out Sidaris's motto of "bullets, bombs, and babes" -- and the liner notes even offer a chapter by chapter rundown of where you'll find each "B."

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