"When you watch X Factor you can bet your bottom dollar, every single fat singer sounds like me as far as the judges are concerned. Can you imagine if they did that with every black artist?" Former Yazoo star Alison Moyet is disgusted by the frequent references to her size whenever an overweight singer auditions for a Tv talent show.
It's Monday morning and my bones hurt. I'm tired, hung-over, and there's a slight ringing in my ears.