Like me, you're probably saying to yourself: Oh boy, another woman in jeopardy thriller! Did Mary McDonnell kill her cold-hearted husband in the desert??? If you can believe that Randy Quaid is married to her, you just might care. Fairly awful.
Ah, the days of playing with "big rig" Tonka trucks, dump trucks, cranes, and other metal beasts of burden as a kid. Black Dog may be heinously stupid (Patrick Swayze, fresh out of jail, opts to earn $10,000 to run guns for Meat Loaf), but boy do the memories of crashing those Tonkas through a pile of Hot Wheels come back. No, there's nothing at all of interest here besides some incredible 80,000-pound trucks that jackknife, fall off of cliffs, and explode... but isn't that enough?