Before he was shown the ways of the great curling teams of Canada, Ron stopped by a local news station in Bismarck, North Dakota, to do what he was born to do: read the local news. Despite showing a absolutely no knowledge of the Bismark area, or any of the stories he was reporting on, Burgundy did an admirable job under the circumstances.

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It's gunna get classy later this month

He might not have remembered his signature sign off either, but then again "stay classy" is only reserved for the classiest city of them all: San Diego.

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