Movie tough guy Vinnie Jones has no interest in fellow soccer star David Beckham's plans to conquer Los Angeles - unless he agrees to play for the Gone In 60 Seconds star's Hollywood celebrity team.
Jones used to play against Beckham in England before he quit soccer to make movies, but insists the media is making too much fuss about the sports stud's upcoming LA Galaxy signing.
He rants, "I'm not interested. I'm probably the most uninterested person in Los Angeles. No one is interested.
"I think most people are more interested in his wife, Posh."
But Beckham's welcome to turn out for celebrity team Hollywood United, for which Jones is the player manager.
He adds, "We have a team where we play Sunday mornings. Anthony LaPaglia plays and some of the Sex Pistol boys, like Steve Jones."