The only reason I bothered to take this disc out of the plastic wrap (and what's up with those stickers sealing these things shut?) was that renowned pin-up girl (and latter day Beverly Hills 90210 heroine) Angel Boris had the starring role. The story -- involving a suicidal chick (Boris), a strip club valet (Dale Paris), and the Cuban mob -- couldn't be more of a throwaway (mainly involving driving around town, attempting kooky robberies, and gratuitous nudity -- of course). The movie itself looks like it was shot in one weekend.

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