"Steven Seagal said he was gonna punch me out. I know he runs like a woman but he hits like a dude. But he's not gonna catch me." Actor John Leguizamo has revealed the action man is unimpressed by some of his jokes in his new Broadway comedy show, Ghetto Klown, in which he pokes fun at a host of Hollywood stars, including Seagal, Al Pacino and Kurt Russell.