Sharon Osbourne turned her daytime chat show into a battleground yesterday morning (30OCT03), when she got into the ring with wrestling veteran 'STONE COLD' STEVE AUSTIN.

After shouting wrestling-style jibes at each other on THE SHARON OSBOURNE SHOW, the rock matriarch - dressed in a bat-shaped mask and cloak - walked from the studio's balcony to playfully hit the retried fighter with the strap from her outfit.

As the audience cheered, she boomed, "Are you ready to get pussy-whipped? I've heard a rumour that you are a powder puff. Get your rattlesnake a*** in the ring."

The pair then threw each other around in the ring, with Austin winning after pinning Osbourne down for a count of three. But Osbourne soon got her own back when she buried her foot into his genitals, wrestled him to the ground and ordered him to suck her foot.

After the fight, cheeky Osbourne said, "I tell you what, that wrestling makes you very horny. Being on top of each other and the sweating and all of that.

"Seriously, that is a workout. People say that this is staged, but that is the hardest workout I've had since the first night I had sex with my husband. I am knackered!"

Austin replied, "With you and me wrestling I got horny too. After that match I just had with you I could use a damn cigarette!"

31/10/2003 02:29