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Shannon Elizabeth at National Geographic's 'Years Of Living Dangerously' Season 2 World Premiere held at American Museum of Natural History - New York, United States - Saturday 24th September 2016

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Shannon Elizabeth at National Geographic's 'Years Of Living Dangerously' New Season World Premiere held at The American Museum of Natural History - New York, United States - Wednesday 21st September 2016

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The Outsider Review


Weak

Blunt and simplistic, there's not a moment in this thriller that feels inspired by anything other than criminal TV shows. This means that everything on-screen feels comfortably familiar, so we happily go along with the story even as it gets increasingly ridiculous. But just a bit of complexity might have helped us care about what happens.

When his daughter Samantha is found murdered in Los Angeles, military contractor Lex is called back from the front lines to claim her body. But after flying in from the Middle East, he discovers that it's not her. Local police Detective Klein (Patric) is more interested in investigating Lex than finding out what really happened to Samantha, so Lex starts to look into things himself. First, he checks out Samantha's shifty boss (Caan). Then, with the help of a friend (Elizabeth), he tracks down her boyfriend Ricky (Messner) and eventually finds Samantha herself (Ordway). And now there's a whole new set of problems.

Writer-director Miller tells this story as if it's a pilot episode for a cop series, eliminating any ambiguity by continually reminding us who's good and bad. As a result, there isn't a single surprise along the way, action scenes are predictable and the drama feels soapy and silly. It's not like there aren't strong themes gurgling under the surface, but none of the actors bother to break through. Fairbrass is such a meathead that we wonder how he could possibly be an elite tactical soldier, while Caan seems to be channelling vicious-thug-mode Robert DeNiro. At least he and Patric seem to be having some fun with their roles.

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Shannon Elizabeth - 22nd Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing/After Party - West Hollywood, California, United States - Monday 3rd March 2014

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Shannon Elizabeth - The 71st Annual Golden Globe Awards - Weinstein Party at The Beverly Hilton Hotel - Los Angeles, California, United States - Monday 13th January 2014

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Video - Shannon Elizabeth Reveals Favourite Poker Hand At 'The Wizard Of Oz' Opening Night - Part 1


'American Pie' star Shannon Elizabeth speaks to a fan who she signs her autograph for outside the Pantages Theatre in Hollywood during the opening night of 'The Wizard Of Oz'. One photographer then asks what her favourite hand in poker is, to which she replies, 'Aces, of course!'

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Shannon Elizabeth 'Family Guy' Pre-Emmy Celebration held at the Avalon Hollywood Hollywood, California

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Deal (2008) Review


Weak
Poker-themed movies are -- finally -- hitting the sunset of their lives. When Burt Reynolds gets in on the game, you know the jig is just about up.

Reynolds actually acquits himself amicably in Deal, a harmless but unmemorable little movie about playin' cards: The young buck, the grizzled mentor, and the prostitute... they're all here. Reynolds is Tommy Vinson, the vet who hasn't played poker in 20 years but was a mastermind of the game back in the day. (Hard times, bad string of luck... you know how it goes.) Vinson spots genius Alex (Bret Harrison) on a televised poker tournament and, just like that, figures he can take the talented but undisciplined little puke and teach him a thing or two. Namely, Vinson's secret is all about spotting tells in other players, which he can miraculously do in a matter of seconds and from across the room -- nay, from outside the room, really. Why anyone would let Vinson hang around to spy on them remains one of the film's biggest mysteries.

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Deal Review


Weak
Poker-themed movies are -- finally -- hitting the sunset of their lives. When Burt Reynolds gets in on the game, you know the jig is just about up.

Reynolds actually acquits himself amicably in Deal, a harmless but unmemorable little movie about playin' cards: The young buck, the grizzled mentor, and the prostitute... they're all here. Reynolds is Tommy Vinson, the vet who hasn't played poker in 20 years but was a mastermind of the game back in the day. (Hard times, bad string of luck... you know how it goes.) Vinson spots genius Alex (Bret Harrison) on a televised poker tournament and, just like that, figures he can take the talented but undisciplined little puke and teach him a thing or two. Namely, Vinson's secret is all about spotting tells in other players, which he can miraculously do in a matter of seconds and from across the room -- nay, from outside the room, really. Why anyone would let Vinson hang around to spy on them remains one of the film's biggest mysteries.

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American Pie 2 Review


Excellent
The gang from American Pie is back in American Pie 2, or, I Still Know What You Screwed Last Summer. The immortal pie, of course, is gone, but there are plenty of foreign objects and luscious ladies to occupy the genitalia of the entire cast for a full hour and a half.

After reinventing the sex comedy in 1999's American Pie, AP2 had a high bar to live up to, and miraculously, it has done so. It actually outdoes the original (by a mile) when it comes to juvenile and crude humor. And the sex gags... jeez, the dick jokes come rapid fire, one every minute. It ain't Woody Allen, but damn if it isn't utterly hysterical.

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Tomcats Review


Weak
The one statement used in defining a film that drives fear and loathing into my heart is invariably "an outlandish comedy." They try in vain to recycle the originality of American Pie, Porky's, Road Trip, or South Park, attempting to meld a T&A gross-out contest with a love story, and they always fail miserably.

Tomcats wins, hands-down, the lowest common denominator award so far this year. It's a trashy, sexist, crude comedy revolving around the values of commitment, honesty, and screwing your friends over for half a million dollars. In the process, it throws us numerous sex partners, Bill Maher playing a thug named Carlos, true love, and an escaping testicle.

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13 Ghosts Review


OK
I swear Joel Silver and the boys at Dark Castle just keep making the same damn film in a nicer looking house. I can picture the gray-bearded man right now, sitting behind a desk in a plush leather chair, tapping his fingers together, trying to decide at which overtly posh location he shall strike next. The House on Notting Hill is surely on the way next.

Once again deciding to rely entirely on creepy art direction, set design, and half-assed CGI, Silver is back again at the whole "haunted house" game. Last time he handed up a haunted insane asylum (House on Haunted Hill) and a group of under- or overrated actors and said "boo." This time he hands us Shannon Elizabeth, Tony Shalhoub, Matthew Lillard, F. Murray Abraham, all sequestered in a glass house with Latin written across its walls -- oh yeah, and let's not forget the comic relief nanny (Rah Digga).

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Johnson Family Vacation Review


Weak
Johnson Family Vacation captures the experience of a road trip very well: the long stretches of boredom, the frustration that nothing exciting is up ahead, the failure to get comfortable. I somehow don't think that was the movie's intention, seeing how it's billed as a comedy.

Cedric the Entertainer plays Nate Johnson, a father with a lot on his mind. He and his wife, Dorothy (Vanessa Williams), are going through a rough patch, though they live just live just down the street from each other. Their son (Bow Wow, no longer Lil' Bow Wow) wants to be a rapper, much to Dad's chagrin, while their older daughter (Solange Knowles, Beyonce's sis) is growing into a body and social conscience that's about five years ahead of the curve. Only their little daughter seems at ease, though she has an imaginary dog.

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Thir13en Ghosts Review


Terrible

A genuinely spectacular waste of money -- and about as mind-numbing as you'd expect from a movie which brags in ads that its "R" rating is for violence, gore and nudity -- "Thirteen Ghosts" has nothing going for it beyond its wildly excessive production design.

The star of the movie is an all-glass haunted house, designed by a grandiose and evil ghostbuster (F. Murray Abraham) to be a combination phantasm prison and gateway to hell. The joint has thousands of Latin "containment spells" etched into its transparent walls -- walls which move and shift to reconfigure rooms, thus trapping screaming B-list actors in with half-decayed, psycho-killer apparitions. (In the only worthwhile nod to William Castle's "13 Ghosts" from 1960, the characters have to wear special glasses to see the spooks -- much like the audience did for the 3D-like original.)

The house also has at its center a huge clock-like mechanism of gears and gyro-gadgets, apparently powered by the psychic energy of 12 enslaved spirits, which will open the aforementioned gateway only if one live person is sacrificed to become a required 13th ghost.

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The Outsider Movie Review

The Outsider Movie Review

Blunt and simplistic, there's not a moment in this thriller that feels inspired by anything...

A Green Story Trailer

A Green Story Trailer

Trailer for A Green StoryUpcoming movie A Green Story does exactly what it says on...

Deal (2008) Movie Review

Deal (2008) Movie Review

Poker-themed movies are -- finally -- hitting the sunset of their lives. When Burt Reynolds...

American Pie 2 Movie Review

American Pie 2 Movie Review

The gang from American Pie is back in American Pie 2, or, I Still Know...

Tomcats Movie Review

Tomcats Movie Review

The one statement used in defining a film that drives fear and loathing into my...

13 Ghosts Movie Review

13 Ghosts Movie Review

I swear Joel Silver and the boys at Dark Castle just keep making the same...

Johnson Family Vacation Movie Review

Johnson Family Vacation Movie Review

Johnson Family Vacation captures the experience of a road trip very well: the long stretches...

American Pie Movie Review

American Pie Movie Review

This is certainly the year for comedy, with South Park, Austin Powers 2, and now...

Scary Movie Movie Review

Scary Movie Movie Review

A cynic would say any filmmaker is looking for trouble by trying to make a...

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Movie Review

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Movie Review

It's time to say "goodbye," according to Kevin Smith, to his token recurring characters --...

Cursed Movie Review

Cursed Movie Review

Friday, February 25, 2005If you're looking for a review of "Cursed" or "Man of the...

Scary Movie Movie Review

Scary Movie Movie Review

It takes "Scary Movie" almost until its closing credits to produce its first real out-loud...

Thir13en Ghosts Movie Review

Thir13en Ghosts Movie Review

A genuinely spectacular waste of money -- and about as mind-numbing as you'd expect from...

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