'MacGruber' star Ryan Phillippe has revealed if a woman wants to impress him she has to make him laugh.
Ryan Phillippe says his biggest turn off is crude women.
He said: "If a woman is funny, that will leave an impression and stay on my brain. A girl should do something, anything, to make me laugh. I like dark, intellectual wit. But no jokes about bodily functions. That's not a turn-on for me."
Ryan also revealed he uses his kids as an excuse to get out of bad dates.
The 35-year-old actor - who has two children, daughter Ava, 10, and six-year-old son Deacon, with Reese - added to Women's Health magazine: "On a date if you're not laughing and mentally stimulating the other person, there's nowhere to go. Although you can resuscitate it by drinking. I always have the perfect excuse, 'I have to put the kids to bed.' "