"We sit down, and it finally starts. Within five minutes, my oldest boy Charlie goes, 'Ah dad, can we go now?' Charlie's on my lap, then Tennyson, sitting next to me, goes, 'Dad, when do you get a horse?' I'm like, 'In a minute babe.' He goes, 'Nah but dad, when do you get a horse?' Then my youngest one goes, 'OK dad, you got the horse. Can we go now?'" Russell Crowe's two young sons quickly became bored of their dad's new action movie ROBIN HOOD.