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Wild Things 3 Review


Terrible
I have no real recollection of seeing Wild Things 2, but apparently I did, and reviewed it, in March 2004. I can't imagine it was any different at all from the increasingly unlikely and repetitive Wild Things 3, which, again, is another near remake of the original Neve-and-Denise sex romp. As in part two (at least per my notes), again we have teenagers in high school, bi-curious, trying to get their hands on a massively valuable pair of diamonds. Sadly, the acting here is as poor as it gets, and the girls aren't even that attractive anymore. Straight to DVD, of course.

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Wild Things 2 Review


Weak
Not so much a sequel as a sexed-up WB-like reimagination of Wild Things, this crazy updating lowers the ages of everyone involved (the girls are in high school this time around), and puts them on the same faux-lesbian, doublecrossing course, as they attempt to swindle their way to millions in insurance money. Alas, nothing new happens here -- the entire story and many of the specific events are borrowed wholly from the original. Susan Ward may be somewhat hot, but she's no Denise Richards.
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