Ricky Gervais is desperate to have his own gorilla and train it to break up
fights on public transport.
The British funnyman adores the hairy beasts for their gentleness and
strength, but is particularly excited by the possibility of dressing one up as
a terrifying lout in an attempt to stamp out crime on London's underground
He says, "I always wanted to have a gorilla and dress it up as a
"Just get on the tube with it and when someone starts some trouble it
could give them a mean stare."