Movie star Rene Russo provided comic Denis Leary with his biggest shock at
his recent Hollywood roast - by wearing a penis.
THE THOMAS CROWN AFFAIR star startled the funnyman when she "performed a
Basic Instinct on him" and uncrossed her legs during the show - only to flash a
fake rubber penis.
Leary says, "Rene Russo is a friend of mine and they said she was coming
to roast me, and Rene is sitting there talking. She's in a nice dress and she
uncrosses her legs and she's got a c***.
"She had a giant rubber penis and it was attached with testicles by a
make-up guy. Talk about shock and awe. We couldn't believe it."
Other celebrity friends who attended the roast - a celebration of a
comedian's life, in which fellow stars mock him as he sits on stage - were
Kiefer Sutherland and Liz Hurley.