Pippa Middleton is about to make a mint after releasing her own party-planning book, 'Celebrate: A Year of British Festivities for Family and Friends.' So, if your own parties are so devoid of excitement that you need Kate Middleton's bridesmaid to tell you what to do, then it's available for £25.

According to The Telegraph, Pippa spends the introduction of the book talking about how famous she's become, writing, "It's a bit startling to achieve global recognition (if that's the right word) before the age of 30 on account of your sister, your brother-in-law and your bottom." So, what can you expect after shelling out your hard earned cash on 'Celebrate'? Well, you'll get nuggets of advice like, "I don't think there is a right or a wrong way to celebrate - but I believe in the importance of bringing friends and family together," which means, you're going to need some people at your party for a start, otherwise it's going to be terrible. The book also features recipes, tips and advice for gatherings such as Halloween and Bonfire night. Ever played pumpkin skittles? Us neither, though apparently it's as easy as decorating drinks bottles as ghosts and knocking them over with pumpkins and oranges.

'Celebrate: A Year of British Festivities for Family and Friends,' by Pippa Middleton, is released on Thursday by Michael Joseph.