Picture - Laura Linney

"Apparently they rang up Pretty Green and asked them to design a gnome because Elton John, Rod Stewart and Ringo (Starr) were doing one. Someone at Pretty Green went, 'Nah, that ain't f**king cool', but I actually think it's cool. I would've done one... It'd be a f**king rock 'n' roll gnome, man. It'd look like me. Nah, it'd look like our kid - same f**king size and everything." Liam Gallagher can't resist poking fun at his estranged brother Noel while telling U.K. magazine Nme he was approached to design a gnome by the organisers of London's annual Chelsea Flower Show.