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He Knows You're Alone Review


Terrible
He may know you're alone, but I know you're bored silly. Frankly, this is one of the least terrifying horror films ever, without a single moment of even the slightest thrill or scare. (Plot: Stalker hunts bride-to-be.) The only reason anyone even knows this movie exists is because it is Tom Hanks's screen debut, appearing in a small supporting role. Avoid at all costs unless you're doing a researchpaper on Hanks's early career.

Two Shades of Blue Review


Unbearable
Good lord, a more wretched film couldn't be made if you set out to do it. This contrived, late-night Cinemax affair takes a blackmail plot, a murder plot, another murder plot, an insurance scandal -- and tries to tie it all together with the TDD phone service for the deaf as a plot device. Of course it stars Marlee Matlin -- and my, how far you have fallen, Marlee -- in her worst role ever. Busey and Roberts couldn't be hammier. And worst of all is Rachel Hunter, unintentionally made up to look like a drag queen, I kid you not. As a final insult, I'm pretty sure the titular Two Shades of Blue refer to her panties. Pap.
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