Ozzy Osbourne is sharing his wild rock life with the world - he's writing an autobiography.
The former Black Sabbath star-turned-reality TV personality promises the memoir will be packed with astonishing tales of excess.
In a statement Osbourne, 60, says, "It haunts me, all this crazy stuff. I took lethal combinations of booze and drugs for 30 f**king years.
"I survived a direct hit by a plane, suicidal overdoses, STDs (sexually transmitted diseases). I have been accused of attempted murder. Then I almost died while riding over a bump on a quad bike at f**king two miles per hour.
"People ask me how come I'm still alive, and I don't know what to say."
The book will his store shelves in October (09).