Former hellraiser Ozzy Osbourne prefers the company of his pet pooches to most humans because they're much easier to understand.
The rocker currently boasts 11 dogs at home but never tires of the constant canine company.
He says, "I love dogs. I can relate to them better than some people. They've all got their own personalities.
"The kids get new dogs and then they f**k off to Europe for work and I'm left with them. But dogs are alright - they don't sit around all day going, 'Hmmm, how can I rip him off?', unlike a lot of the people I've met in my life."