Quote: "You wouldn't believe the offers I get in December. I do appear as Santa for charity, real reindeer and everything, but people think I live in a cave all year and come out in December, shouting, 'It's Chriiisstmasss!'" Slade singer Noddy Holder on the longevity of his festive classic Merry Xmas Everybody.
Quote: "We were together 25 years; it's hard. Everybody says to me now 'I don't know how you got through it'. I do regret that we can't get together and sit down and have a meal and have a laugh. But who knows." Former Slade star Noddy Holder rues losing contact with his ex-bandmates.
Quote: "(In most countries) they'd bung 'em back. In Poland they never come back. You don't get toilet roll in Poland." Former Slade frontman Noddy Holder on the perils of throwing toilet paper into Polish rock crowds.