It's considerably funny that the full title of this film is Daniel Defoe's Robinson Crusoe, an homage a la William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet that somehow indicates the film is more authentic than other renditions. Of course, of late (as with Bram Stoker's Dracula) this kind of etymology is meaningless -- and much of this Pierce Brosnan star vehicle is equally absurd, an attempt to make Crusoe more accessible to the hip kids of today by imbuing it with a bunch of phony action and romance not found in Defoe's real story.

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