Big Brother - Victor's Fake Ubb Show

Nick and Victor have tricked Brian to talk on their imaginary TV show.

The former housemates sweet-talked the ex-winner into being quizzed for their pretend spin-off show 'Big Brother's Little Brother's Cousin' yesterday (01.09.10), where they quizzed him on their housemates.

After being asked to join them in the Nest, Brian said: "Victor, I don't trust you, 100 per cent."

Victor replied: "It's nothing to worry about. We'll just get this over with as soon as possible.

"No need to be nervous Brian, this is a very worthwhile show. All we want is the finest and most esteemed housemates."

'Nasty' Nick began questioning by asking Brian who his favourite housemate was.

He answered: "I get on really well with Chantelle, Nikki and Ulrika, so I couldn't really pick just one."

The trio then started discussing mother-of-four Ulrika, and how she might be deliberately befriending the most popular housemates to help her stay in the competition.

Brian said: "I think she just genuinely liked Josie. This is without doubt one of the freakiest things I've ever done in my life, because I don't know if you're being serious or not."

The former flight attendant grew more and more confused during their chat, and is now convinced the pair's fake show is being aired on the TV for real.

He asked: "Have you got an earpiece? Where does this show go? You've been doing it every night? You're so good! You're so confident at it!

"I knew you were up to something. I sensed it! I'll just say to the girls that it was a boys' chat. I can't tell them, obviously. So what's the prize? Is there a prize?"