Kristen Stewart - 'Twilight Fans' React To Kristen Stewart Affair, Misplaced Hysteria Ensues

To the nutty madam first, then. That's not us being derogatory, that's the name she goes by on YouTube; she's become a YouTube sensation, posting videos of her reactions to things like 'Twilight' trailers and getting hugged by Johnny Depp, but she turned distraught over the news of Stewart's fling. "Why, why would you cheat on Robert Pattinson?" she raged, "What's the point of that? What do you stand to achieve by cheating on Robert Pattinson, with f**ing Rupert whatever his. I'm so not ok with this." She's not!? Stop everything.

Elsewhere some bright fans have denied it all, with one writing "Rite im confused, I thot (sic) the kristen stewart thing was fake, what is she apologising for in her statement then?" and another saying "I BELIEVE Kristen Stewart DIDNT DO ANYTHING AND IF YOU AS A KRISBIAN THINKS THAT SHE DID THEN YOU ARE NOT A KRISBIAN YOU ARE FAKE!". With fans like these, who needs detractors.