Tourette Falls In Love With A Princess
Outrageous British rocker DONNY TOURETTE has fallen in love with a British Royal after noting her resemblance to a former girlfriend.
The TOWERS OF LONDON frontman is desperate to seduce 18-year-old PRINCESS BEATRICE, daughter of SARAH FERGUSON and PRINCE ANDREW.
As well as her royal lineage, Tourette confesses her uncanny likeness to ex-partner PEACHES GELDOF, whose dad is Irish rocker BOB, is part of the attraction.
He says, "I'm mad for her. She's definitely hot. She sort of reminds me of Peaches.
"All I need is two minutes to turn on the Tourette charm and she'd be mine.
"I went to (London club) Mahiki this week because I heard PRINCE HARRY was there. I thought he could put a good word in for me.
"It's not just Beatrice's looks I'm attracted to - she's fifth in line for the throne. I could handle that."
Tourette boasts to have slept with over 300 women, including veteran pop star LEO SAYER's wife.