Don Johnson - The Things They Say: 3449225
"I've seen guys with bigger d**ks than me. One time I was in the (Boston) Celtics locker room... and I turn and there's Dennis Johnson coming out of the showers and, dude, that's who put the Johnson in Johnson... I was like, 'Dude, that's a weapon!'" Famously well-endowed actor Don Johnson on his encounter with basketball great Johnson's 'johnson'.