The Things They Say 19133
"I always had a great chat-up line for the birds (women). After a night out, I'd say, 'Can I come back to your house and watch your telly (TV)?' It was brilliant because it made it sound like all I wanted to do was catch up on the News at Ten, when I was planning to get them in the sack (bed). Nobody fell for it, though. Most of the time they just went, 'I ain't got a telly.'" Rocker OZZY OSBOURNE had bad luck with pick-up lines.