The Things They Say 19133

22 November 2010
Ozzy Osbourne

Picture: Ozzy Osbourne outside the BBC Radio 1 studios London, England - 30.06.10

The Things They Say 19133

"I always had a great chat-up line for the birds (women). After a night out, I'd say, 'Can I come back to your house and watch your telly (TV)?' It was brilliant because it made it sound like all I wanted to do was catch up on the News at Ten, when I was planning to get them in the sack (bed). Nobody fell for it, though. Most of the time they just went, 'I ain't got a telly.'" Rocker Ozzy Osbourne had bad luck with pick-up lines.


Contactmusic
Comment on this article

Tags: Ozzy Osbourne

More From Contactmusic.com

More From The Web

Editors Recommendations

A Seat Beside Leonardo DiCaprio On Space Journey Sells For Millions

A trip to space with Leonardo DiCaprio has been auctioned off for...

A Seat Beside Leonardo DiCaprio On Space Journey Sells For Millions

Abbie Cornish Laughs Off Death Rumours

The Sucker Punch star became a hot topic on social networking websites this week...

Abbie Cornish - Abbie Cornish Laughs Off Death Rumours

Epic Movie Review

The story begins as teen Mary Katherine, better known as MK (voiced by Seyfried), returns home to live...

Epic Movie Review

Will The Real Psy Please Stand Up? Fraud Exposed At Cannes! [Pictures]

It looks like Psy has a mimic, with the South Korean rapper denying his alleged appearance...

Will The Real Psy Please Stand Up? Fraud Exposed At Cannes! [Pictures]

Katy Perry spends $11.2m on two Hollywood homes

The 'California Gurls' hitmaker has treated herself after recently putting hers and ex-husband Russell Brand's...

Katy Perry - Katy Perry spends $11.2m on two Hollywood homes

Without Assange's Blessing, 'WikiLeaks: We Steal Secrets' Rolls Out In Theaters

Acclaimed documentarian Alex Gibney has returned with no-holds-bared look...

Without Assange's Blessing, 'WikiLeaks: We Steal Secrets' Rolls Out In Theaters

The Hangover Part III

For the final instalment of the trilogy, filmmaker Todd Phillips takes a sharp left turn, abandoning the formula...

The Hangover Part III Movie Review

Vampire Weekend's Billboard No.1 Is A Triumph For Independent Music

Indie rockers Vampire Weekend have topped the Billboard 200 chart with their latest record 'Modern Vampires of the City,'...

Vampire Weekend's Billboard No.1 Is A Triumph For Independent Music

Sweet Jesus! Jennifer Aniston Strips Down In 'We're The Millers' [Trailer]

Remember when the trailer for Horrible Bosses rolled out online? Yeah, the internet buckled under the weight...

Sweet Jesus! Jennifer Aniston Strips Down In 'We're The Millers' [Trailer]


More recommendations

Comments

Ozzy Osbourne Newsletter

Subscribe to this news alert service to receive news and reviews on Ozzy Osbourne

Unsubscribe | Unsubscribe All