The Things They Say 12085
"This swine flu is freaking people out. All the ground staff are wearing those little white face masks. It was like something out of a Stephen King novel. I suddenly feel quite naked without one. Then, if that wasn't bad enough, my mum called me and tells me to be careful or I'd get pig flu. At that point I did a huge sneeze and the entire airport fell silent." OASIS star NOEL GALLAGHER got caught up in the swine flu outbreak during a trip to Venezuela.