Simpson Wears Rooster Necklace To Make Up For Lack Of Sex

JESSICA SIMPSON has taken to wearing a rooster pendant around her neck, because it's a substitute for the lack of sex in her life. The PUBLIC AFFAIR singer has resorted to wearing the necklace after divorcing husband NICK LACHEY and an embarrassing failed relationship with singer JOHN MAYER. She tells Allure magazine, "This is my c**k! This is about as raunchy as I get these days. "I don't have a c**k at the moment, so I wear one around my neck. I found this when I was antiquing. "I saw it and said to myself, I've found my c**k! I've found my man!"


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marionana

Is she kidding....what happened to the church going Texan....???? Just using the "C" word is low class, who cares what she's gotten and hasn't gotten lately. Shows how stupid she is, thinking a necklace takes the place of sex.....??????
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she's an IDIOT - I so wish she was never attached to john mayer's name!!
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THIS IS SUCH A LIE! JUST LIKE THE RUMOR ABOUT HER DATING OR USING JOHN M. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS FOR A MINUTE. SHE MAY MAKE SOME UNUSUAL OR SILLY COMMENTS, BUT SHE NEVER SPEAKS LIKE THAT IN HER INTERVIEWS. ANYONE WHO BELIEVES THIS IS A FOOL FOR GOSSUP, WHO BELIEVES EVERYTHING THEY ARE TOLD. MABY IF YOU ALL WOULD GROW SOME BRAINS, THEN YOU MIGHT NOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TRUTH AND A LIE. MAGAZINE INTERVIEWS ARE NO BETTER THAN TABLOIDS, WHEN IT COMES TO THE STORIES THEY REPORT AND THE WAY THEY TWIST OR MISINTERPRIT THINGS!
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I agree with you auntannmarie. I hope I got the spelling right. I have real worries in this world like how I'm going to pay my bills on a part time job. Living the single life in a small town with no full time jobs available, having a c*ck is the least of my worries. I guess when you have all the money in the world, you need something to worry about. I love John Mayer and I'm glad he got out when he did!
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