Rihanna Far From Unapologetic As She... Apologizes
Rihanna's 777 tour is coming to a rather anticlimactic end, with the popstar apologizing to journalists for not giving them the scoops they so craved when they boarded the Boeing 777 jet, which escorted them around the globe on her innovative tour.
"Guess what, we made it! This has been an experience the I will never ever forget. I barely slept. My sleeping was all done on this plane," explained the superstar to US weekly, "I want to thank everyone for making this trip the sh--. I want to see the naked Australian!" And addressing those poor journalists, who enjoyed a world trip, "I know you guys got barely any dirt," she explained. "But I had to be good. I still sound like sh--. It's impossible to spend time with everybody, and I'm sorry I didn't. But this was excellent and I would definitely do it again."
Anyone wondering if she would actually do a tour like this again, well, she would:"I would do this next time with more people, more cities and sit back the the fans more. . . I had to preserve my health. Normally, I'd be back here popping bottles with y'all . . . I had to preserve my voice. I was worried about my body more than partying on the plane, so I had to just sleep whenever I could. I hope you guys had as much fun as I did."