Richards Is Bored Of The Bible
ROLLING STONES rocker KEITH RICHARDS has stopped studying the Bible - because he finds it "boring". The legendary guitarist began reading the religious tome after a string of near-death experiences, including a fall from a coconut tree. But Richards has given up on his quest to complete the book, because it is dull. He says, "I read it sometimes, but it bores me to death. "I just want to know what other people find so bloody fascinating."