Rebel Wilson’s Best MTV Movie Award Jokes – They’re Not For The Faint Hearted

Rebel Wilson’s MTV Movie Awards were very, well, ‘Rebel Wilson’. She’s dedicated to her shtick: the no-frills, unflinching style of comedy that has lead her to be one of the most popular comediennes today. Here are some of her best (or rudest) jokes from the awards.

The Zac Efron

“The only thing that would make this better is if Zac Efron took off his shirt right now and came and kissed me.” And when Efron gave her a kiss (not topless)… “Zac, do you want to give me an Australian kiss now? It’s like a French kiss, but down under.”

The Nip Slip

"Thinking negatively about your body is nothing positive. I was born with a slight deformity. I have learned to love myself, and I want to say to everyone out there that no matter what size or shape you are, just love yourself." Wilson then went onto talk about a birth defect, before a pre-planned ‘wardrobe malfunction’ revealed her to have two nipples.

Rebel WilsonWilson clutching (and licking) her own MTV Movie Awards

Political

“A big hello to our international viewers in North Korea!” she boomed in her opening monologue. “Special shout-out to Supreme Leader Lil’ Kim. Hopefully he doesn’t see me onstage being all hard and prematurely fire his missile.”

And finally, The Beard

“Nominees for that include Ben Affleck for Argo, Daniel Day-Lewis for Lincoln, and Lena Dunham’s vagina. [Crowd gasps] What? It’s been on a lot of faces.”

Rebel WilsonWe can never tell if she's being serious...


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