Ozzy Osbourne - Ozzy Urges Bitter Ex To Send Ex Dirty Gift
OZZY OSBOURNE has advised a dumped ex to send her former boyfriend a box of excrement - just like his wife SHARON does to people she means to get even with.
In his latest Rolling Stone magazine advice column, the rocker urges reader Ashley from New Jersey to follow through on her plan to send her ex, who proposed to her best friend on the one-year anniversary of their split, a "bag of s**t" - but suggests she does it with class.
He writes, "If you're gonna send c**p in the mail, take a leaf out of my wife's book and do it right: Put it in a Tiffany's box. Everyone loves to get a Tiffany's box, which makes the thought of them (ex and his fiancee) untying the ribbon and bow to find a fresh dump inside even more satisfying."