Ozzy Can't Lie
SHARON OSBOURNE hates attending business meetings with her husband OZZY - because the rocker is incapable of lying to their associates.
The Black Sabbath frontman and his wife have established themselves as rock royalty, with Sharon masterminding the lucrative Ozzfest in the 1990s and their hit MTV reality show The Osbournes.
But the rock matriarch was always wary of taking her husband to deal-breaking meetings because of his tendency to tell the truth.
She says, "He can't lie. We'd be at business meetings and I would lie - I just embellish things and make them sound better than they are.
"And he'll be like, 'Why are you saying that?' and I would be kicking him under the table. Then (he would say), 'Stop kicking me under the table, what's the matter with you?' And I'm like, 'Oh God!'"