NCIS star DAVID MCCALLUM is too afraid to go walking in New York's Central Park because he has flashbacks of women attempting to rip his clothes off. The 74-year-old shot to fame as Illya Kuryakin in classic 1960s TV show The Man From U.N.C.L.E. and became a pin up for teenage girls. But the Scottish actor admits there was a downside to his popularity. He tells New York Post gossip column PageSix walking in the park became off limits: "It was a big mistake. Suddenly I was surrounded. They wanted to touch and hold and squeeze. I ended up having to be rescued by the police." But he is convinced his good looks have not faded, adding, "Now I'm an elderly heartthrob!"
It's Monday morning and my bones hurt. I'm tired, hung-over, and there's a slight ringing in my ears.