Magazine Editors Urge Beckham To Get A Bra

The editors of American magazine Us Weekly have pleaded with ex-SPICE GIRL VICTORIA BECKHAM to cover up when she becomes a Los Angeles resident this summer (07) because they're sick of seeing her nipples. The magazine chiefs have penned a letter to Beckham, formerly known as Posh Spice, asking her to wear bras - and posted it on their website. They write, "There is nothing Posh about forgetting to wear a bra when gallivanting about in thin T-shirts, as you've unfortunately been known to do. "It is obvious to us that the bra may be a foreign concept to you - much like American football, or the good sense to avoid TOM CRUISE - so allow us to explain: You're a 32-year-old woman with perky breasts that apparently like to breathe. "Keep shunning that bra and in five years you'll end up with pendulums hanging off your clavicle that hubby DAVID BECKHAM might mistake for soccer ball bags."


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I don't think we have to worry about her boobs going south, I think it is more a problem of them heading further north, i think she has had about three boob jobs already, they look like huge rockmelons sitting on her scarily tiny body
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