Kutcher Crazed Over Building Alarm Call
ASHTON KUTCHER and his next door neighbour have gone public with their war of words over a Hollywood building project which is giving the actor a headache.
Kutcher claims screenwriter Bruce Goldsmith has been restructuring his home for four months, and now building work has started at 7am every morning.
The Just Married star is woken up by the sound of pounding hammers - and he's had enough.
On Thursday (29Jan09), angry Ashton took his complaints online via his Twitter.com account - and followed those up by airing his grievances on Los Angeles DJ Ryan Seacrest's breakfast show.
Kutcher raged, "He's built, like, a fort next to our house and I wake up every morning to people pounding on steel at 7am... He's got a bulldozer down there and I'm gonna hijack it in the middle of the night.
"I'm gonna start cutting down trees at four."
And Goldsmith has fired back after his neighbour called him a "jackass" and threatened, "I'm gonna lose it on this guy" during his Twitter chat, posted minutes after the actor was woken up by construction work.
The writer tells TMZ.com, "He (Kutcher) just doesn't want to deal with reality... He's out of line... They don't make hammers covered with rubber."
Goldsmith insists he's doing nothing wrong - Los Angeles laws allow him to start construction work at 7am.