Jean Claude Van Damme - Jean Claude Van Damme Admits To Affair With Kylie Minogue

Van Damme is on the promotional rounds alongside the rest of the leathery ghosts of action hero past, as Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Willis et al. big up 'The Expendables 2'. The film is released this week. Talking to the UK's Guardian, Van Damme was initially coy on the subject, telling the interviewer "I tell you what, you should ask her. She'll have a better memory. I'm 51 years old, do you know how much I was punched in the face on The Expendables? No, no. No. And let's just say it happened, so what? Who wants to know?"

However, he then opened up, and commented "Yes. OK. Yes, yes, yes. It happened. I was in Thailand, we had an affair. Sweet kiss, beautiful lovemaking. It would be abnormal not to have had an affair, she's so beautiful and she was there in front of me every day with a beautiful smile, simpatico, so charming, she wasn't acting like a big star. I knew Thailand very well, so I showed her my Thailand. She's a great lady." Hear that lads? He showed her his Thailand! No, we're not sure if that's too tenuous to pass as innuendo either.