Frankie Cocozza - Frankie Cocozza Has One Girl In His Sights: Jodie Marsh

"I want a girlfriend, yeah. But she needs to be small with dyed red hair, piercings, tattoos and be Scouse," said Cocozza to the UK's Sun newspaper, with a rather specific list of demands meaning that surely it could only be one woman. True enough, "I texted Jodie to ask her out. I f**king love her. But she's having none of it. Anyway, she couldn't handle me."

Cocozza has also been talking about his desire to settle down and have a girlfriend; he's not about to plunge into his emotional depths as to why though "It depends on how good they were in bed." Ah. "I'm just being truthful. If they were unbelievable, I'd be like, 'Right, I'm seeing you again.'" What a lad.