Ok, so this probably isn't going to become a serious feature, but our favourite criminal of the week is undoubtedly Matthew Andrew Clark, 29, who stole a 13lb bass from an Aquarium before pretending he'd caught it in a regular pond to win a fishing competition, reports BBC News.
The fisherman - who initially won the £800 prize at the Bailiwick Bass Club Competition in July 2012 - has been sentenced to 100 hours of community service. He admitted theft and fraud at an earlier hearing, despite denying stealing the fish at an earlier hearing. Passing the sentence, Judge Phillip Robey said Mr Clark's acts had been "mean to the aquarium and anglers," while the fisherman's advocate Sam Maindonald said his client regretted stealing the fish and had no idea why he did it.
As well as the community service, Clark was discharged on condition of taking an oath of good behaviour for two years. Should he break the terms of the discharge, he would undoubtedly face a prison sentence.
What's new in the music world this week?
LCD Soundsystem was released on this day (January 24) in 2005.
Watch three incredible live performances from Discovr.TV.
Don't miss the K-pop titans' return to Europe.
Listen to Alex Bayly performing 'Animal'.
Two weeks ahead of Independent Venue Week, Dry Cleaning made 'Britain's Best Small Venue 2015' (NME) the second port of call on their 2020 tour.
For their last gig of the year, The Libertines came back to their adopted hometown of Margate to finish off their latest tour.