Charlie Sheen - All Correspondence Is Off Between Furious Charlie Sheen And Farrah Abraham
The would-be romance ended up dead in the water.
The latest development on the budding Farrah Abraham/Charlie Sheen romance – it ain’t budding anymore. In fact, Sheen appears to want nothing to do with the Backdoor Teen Mom after she “leaked” (is it still a leak if it’s voluntary?) their private correspondence to TMZ. And in typical Charlie Sheen tiger blood fashion, he let her know about it.
"Hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua," Sheen begins his hostile letter to Abraham, as obtained by TMZ. "I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. Congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on your recent attempt at porn. Your daughter must be so proud."
Sheen certainly has a very distinct style, unfortunately his former flirt buddy Abraham ended up on the wrong end of it. He continues: "Please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. The world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life."
That’s it for that potential hookup then, as well as Farrah’s aspirations of being on Anger Management. Unfortunately, she’ll have to seek other career prospects at this point. Getting slammed by Charlie Sheen sounds truly unpleasant, probably in the vicinity of lame-suck, though not quite reaching zero-life.
They're not palling around anymore, after Farrah made the wrong move.