Dick Goes Berserk At Shatner Roast
American comedian ANDY DICK reportedly went berserk backstage at the Comedy Central ROAST OF WILLIAM SHATNER on Sunday (13AUG06), licking screen siren FARRAH FAWCETT and biting a journalist. New York Post reporter MANDY STADTMILLER claims she watched DICk lick Fawcett, CARRIE FISHER and comedian PATTON OSWALT before turning his attentions to her. He allegedly groped her, tried to kiss her, proclaimed his love for her and then bit her hand, telling her, "Baby please, put in something nice. They're so mean. I'm not weird. Maybe I'm a little weird, they make me out to be a monster, I'm not a monster. I just want to have fun, baby please." She also accuses him of urinating in front of her and offering her cocaine. The show will air on Sunday 20 August (06).